TBRS At World’s End Pt.4

Scene flips to the shipper lord task force waiting for the Anti-Shipper armada)

Dusky: I see them! They’re comign up fast!

Selene: Lets kick their asses!

Everyone: YEAH!

(Anti-Shipp armada reveals itself as about 100,000 ship strong)

SA: I think I’ve just piddled a bit.

Al: We could always run.

LM: Not an option! I propose an awesome stand off on a sand bar in the middle of the battleground.

Dl: Sounds okay to me.

Sam: I like it.

Sparky: Can’t we just kill the bastards already, this whole story is running long.

LM: Give me a second okay, we’re just entering the final battle.

Later the shippers and anti-shippers meet on a sand bar, Barry Bones is in a bucket of water.

Barry: Lizard-Man, so you’ll back in the land of the living once more.

LM: Yeah, just couldn’t stay dead.

Barry: I can rectify that soon enough, you worthless BB/Rae shipper.

LM: Do we really need to get all flamey already?

Admiral Anti: Looks like your little plan in stopping me has failed before its begun. Our ships outnumber yours intensely.

Dl: How’d you get so many ships anyway?

Admiral Anti: Most of them are run by robots and mutant freak… not as freak as Barry’s crew mates though.

Barry: Shut up.

Admiral Anti: Just face, you’ll fight and die horribly.

Sam: We’ll fight and kick every single one of your asses.

Barry: You seem pretty confident of yourselves, why?

LM: Because we got your former girlfriend, the goddess Pairlypso on our side thats why!

Barry: (Shocked) That B–ch! First she calls my ship dead, now she betrays my love! Curse her!

LM: Hey, you betrayed her first remember.

Barry: How do you know?

Dl: We read ahead in the script.

Barry Bones: Oh, well thats obvious.

LM: Besides, your ship IS dead! Hell, even you’re dead.

Barry Bones: Screw you, I’m just gonna make your death even more painful now.

Dl: Yeah we’ll see about that.

Admiral Anti: So you’re really are gonna fight?

Sam: Yep.

Admiral Anti: Fine, you guys have only an hour to live.

Barry: Tell me Lizard-Man, do ye fear death?

LM: Depends on the means, if it involves drowning in ice cream I’m good.

Barry: I’ll be looking for ye in the battle Reptile, and when I do I’ll send you back to the locker once more… forever!

LM: Bring it on squid face.

Barry: Octopus.

LM: Whatever.

(Back on the BB/Rae ship)

Sora: So what now?

LM: We release Pairlypso and charge into battle.

CraZy: I like the last part, lets get this thing over with.

(Osaka is lead out with ropes tied around her)

Osaka: I’m a rope monster, he, he.

LM: Thats nice Osaka.

Osaka: Are we playing game?

LM: Sorta, don’t worry about it.

Dl: This won’t hurt her will it?

LM: No I’m sure she’ll be okay, we’re just trying to expel a god in her. No biggy.

Soni: Yeah sure no biggy. So how does this work?

LM: Well we basically burn the pieces of heart in front of her and say ‘Pairlypso, I release you from your host.’

Kassad: Thats it! Thats boring.

CraZy: Yeah I was hoping for something more dramatic really.

Dl: They have to be said as if spoken to a lover.

Selene: Anyone know how to be romantic.

LM: I’m out.

Dl: Me too.

Jason: Guys, come on someone has to do this.

Osaka: What are we talking about?

Sparky: Can we speed this up, they’re gonna be firing canonballs soon enough.

Changeling: Al, you do it.

Al: Me! I’ve never even had a girlfriend!

SA: Fine, I’ll do it!

(SA walks up to Osaka as Dl holds candle wick over bowl)

SA: (Whispering in Osaka’s ear) Pairlypso, I release you from your host.

Osaka: Whose Pairlypso?

(Bowl bursts in flames and everyone backs off. Suddenly Osaka begins to pull her head back and)

Osaka: (Quietly) achoo.

Dl :Thats it?

Spazz: LAME!

(Suddenly a whirlwind appear on deck and growing several feet high in the center is a giant woman with tattered brown clothes and long flowing brown hair)

Al: Oh crap.

Dl :Quick, everyone beg for help! Kneel!

(Everyone kneels)

Dl: Uh, hey Pairlypso, sorry we locked you up all those years ago. Please don’t kill us… kill the anti-shippers… besides Barry Bones betrayed you to the shipper lords and told them how to lock you away.

(Pairlypso becomes enraged at this news)

Pairlypso: BARRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY!

Sparky: Now we did it.

Pairlypso: ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!

(Dissolves into a thousand heart-shapped sea creatures and dissapears into the sea. everyone ducks for cover as the fish and crabs fall over them. They finally get back up and look over the side.)

Soni: Now what?

Dl: Nothing, I’m not sure what she’s gonna do.

Sam: We still got a war to fight guys. (Pulls out sword) For every shipper in the world, our time is now, we must stand united agaisnt the forces of boring and mediocrity. Today, we show the Anti-Shippers what a bunch of internet geeks that are interested in pairing up fictional characters can really do! We are free men and women, creative men and women and we’re gonna show it today! Raise the standard of BB/Rae!

SA: Aie Aie Captain!

(SA raises flag with BB/Rae forum banner on it)

Dl: Say, where LM?

CraZy: I thought he was with you.

Osaka: (Still tied up) Is the game over now? Who was the giant lady who turned into shellfish? Why are all those boats coming at us? Whats with the small dingy boat heading in their direction?

Dl: Uh oh.

LM has left the ship and is headed to the BB/T ghost ship.

LM: Time to kick Barry Bones’ fishy ass!

(LM’s boat is harpooned and he is pulled aboard the BB/T Ghost ship)

BB/T Fishy Shipper: Welcome aboard.

LM: Well this wasn’t part of the plan.

(LM is locked in a cell in the brig)

LM: Nope, not part of the plan at all.

Suddenly another LM appears in the cell

LM 2: Well at least you’re on the ship dude, could be worse.

LM: Point taken, but I still need to get to the chest.

(Another LM appears)

LM 3: Just one question, if we destroy the scan in the chest and replace it with a new scan… who captains the ship?

LM: Well I suppose… the crew does it themselves.

LM 2: Why?

LM: Because they can’t be forced to like a ship like Barry Bones is doing they have to make it up for themselves.

(Another LM appears as part of the ship and pulls himself out of the wall)

Wall LM: They do have to pick one for themselves… every shipper does… the question is… (Pulls out brain) are you gonna be the one to pick it for them… (Licks Brain) doesn’t that make you like Barry Bones?

LM: Well, what am I suppose to do? Every ship needs a pairing! How can I let them choose their new pairing without becoming like Barry?

(Wall LM contiues licking brain)

LM: Dude stop that.

LM 2: Can we just get out of here?

LM 3: He gives me the creeps… and I’m not even real.

(On Admiral Anti’s Ship)

Admiral Anti: (To his men) The enemy has opted for oblivion, shed no quarter.

(On Barry’s Ship)

Barry: Its suck I’m not technically running the show.

Anti-Shipper Commander: Yeah I am! Suck it! Now lets get going.

(Starts to rain)

Barry: Pairlypso… we’re screwed.

(Shipper lord fleet has its flags of its collective site’s banners waving in the air as they approach the armada.)

Dl: I sure hope LM knows what he’s doing.

Sparky: Don’t worry, we can help him out soon enough. Barry Bone’s ship is going to be meeting us head on soon enough.

Changeling: Uh guys, we have a complication.

Sam: What kind of complication?

Changeling: Try a giant whirlpool the size of a football stadium swirling right in front of us at a hundred miles an hour!

(Everyone looks ahead at Whirlpool as it rains on them)

Jason :Yeah thats a complication.

CraZy: Well at least the BB/T ghost ship is steering into it too.

Sam: Looks like we’re gonna need someone with insane wheelman skills, Dl take the helm.

Dl: Yes sir! (Grabs helm) Come on you filty bilge rats! This is a day for living!

Dl and Barry pilot thier ships into the whirlpool

Anti-shipper Commander: Are you crazy! You’ll kill us all!

Barry: Tell me commander, do you fear death?

Anti-Shipper commander: Yes, very much so, like any sane person.

Barry: Too bad, I’m already dead! HA HA HA!

(Both ships enter whirlpool and begin spinning around)

Osaka: Why are we spinning so fast? I feel dizzy. (Grasps mouth and turns over to Al, throwing up in his lap) I’m not dizzy anymore.

Al: Good for you.

Dl: This is when it starts to get messy gentlemen. Load the cannons!

Al: Load the cannons!

Sparky: Load the Cannons!

Selene: Stop yelling I heard you the first time!

The BB/Rae shippers load up their ship’s cannons.

Dl: Wait for my signal!

(The Ghost Ship begins to catch up on the BB/Raers from behind)

Dusky: They’re gonna ram our backside!

(Cannonball fires from the front of the ghost ship and soars over their heads)

Dusky: Or shoot at us, either way.

Dl: Time to take this battle to even grounds! I’m pulling this alongside her!

(Dl rolls the wheel into the whirlpool and pretty soon both ships are side by side.)

Dl: FIRE!

Sparky: FIRE!

Sam: FIRE!

Selene: I heard you! Geez! Everyone Fire!

(Cannons open up on the ghost ship)

Barry: Fire you blasted sea dogs! Destroy the BB/Rae shippers!

(BB/T ghost ship opens fire on the BB/Raers, the ships splinter and burst as the iron balls crash into each of their wooden sides.)

SA: Duck!

(Cannonball slams into the deck)

Dl: Keep firing boys! We’ll sink her yet!

Sam: Everyone reload the cannons and prepare for another shot now!

Osaka: I don’t know what we’re yelling about!

(Cannonball slams into the deck again)

Sparky: We got to get close enough to board them!

Jason: With the way this ship is moving inwards that won’t be long!

Osaka: Loud noises!

(CraZy fires Ice Cream bazooka at the BB/T ghost ship)

CraZy: Eat that weird fish people! No seriously, eat it, its good.

(Cut to BB/T’s as they eat Ice Cream projectiles)

BB/T Fishy Shipper 1: Hey this is good.

BB/T Fishy Shipper 2: Yeah, and its nut free.

Barry Bones: Knock it off you ruddy idiots! Fire at the BB/Rae shippers!

BB/T Fishy Shipper 1: Right away sir! Sorry sir!

(Both ships continue to pummel each other with cannonballs as they come closer and closer together. Meanwhile on top the Shipper lords are engaging the Anti-Shippers themselves)

SasuSaku Shipper Lord: Load the Emo Balls!

(Shippers load emo balls)

Emo Balls: Everyone hates me, the world sucks, why bother.

SasuSaku Shipper lord: Fire!

(Emo balls fly out of the cannons and smack against the Anti-Shipper ship… but do no significant damage.)

SasuSaku Shipper Lord: God, how come that didn’t work?

(Over on NaruSaku ship)

Shao: The idiot actually used those useless emo balls. Moron. Quick, fire our most lethal weapon in our arsenal… the NaruSaku fan video files!

(Shippers load the fan video files and lauch them at the anti-shipper ship attacking them. The files smack into the ship. The sounds of songs like ‘My World’ and the excellent use of scenes from the anime and manga litterally break the ship in two… also there were explosive attached)

Shao: We rule.

(Meanwhile on the Tokka ship)

Tokka Shipper lord: Fire the rocks made in the shape of hearts featuring our fan art on them!

Tokka Shipper: We need a shorter name for those.

Tokka Shipper lord: How about… Love Rocks?

Tokka Shipper: Yeah thats good.

(Rocks are launched and smash into the Anti-shipper ships.)

Anti-Shipper: Help! Giant heart-shapped rocks!

Zutara Shipper Lord: We can’t let them up stage us, quick fire the fire balls of death!

Zutara Shipper: Do we have anything more shippy?

Zutara Shipper lord: Just fire!

(Fire balls are launched and blast the Anti-Shipper ships to pieces)

Kataang Shipper lord: Ha, those moves aren’t so tough. Come on, lets destroy more ships then that loser Zutara Shipper lord.

Kataan Shipper: I thought we were getting past our differences.

Kataang Shipper lord: Look just use the air cannons and lauch our icebergs at the enemy okay. I’m trying to get bragging rights.

(Kataang Shippers fire their iceberg chunck at the Anti-shipper fleet. It takes out one of the Anti-Shipper boats along its side and it begins sinking. An Anti- shipper Holds on to a girl as ship’s backside goes up in the air and starts to sink.)

Anti-Shipper Guy: Hold on Rose!

Anti-Shipper girl: My name is Angie.

Anti-Shipper guy: Oh sorry. (Let’s go of girl)

Anti-Shipper girl: You assholllllleeeeee! (Splash)

(Sukka and ShikaTema ships line up side to side)

Sukka/ShikeTema Shipper lords: Launch the fans! (Both look at each other) Whoa, deja vu.

(Fans spin out from front of the ship and slice through the masts of the anti-shipper vessel)

(Kid Flash and Jinx shippers close in on an Anti-Shipper war galleon)

KF/Jinx Shipper lord: Alright guys, fire it up!

(Ship sudden sprouts two powerful backside engines and speeds after the anti-shippers, raming them and taking their ship down)

(Cy/Jinx warship continues firing its pink beam cannon)

Cy/Jinx Shipper lord: Ha! We may not be as vast and numerous as we were before, but we still kick major ass when it comes to shipping wars.

CY/Jinx Shipper: Our weapons still look gay.

CyJinx Shipper lord: Shut up you.

(Rob/Rae shippers get alongside an Anti-Shipper vessel and the two begin exchanging fire)

Rob/Rae shipper lord: I’m not going down like this! Fire the awesome new weapon we have!

(Rob/Rae shippers roll in a large cannon filled with lots of fan art cannonballs)

Rob/Rae Shipper lord: Fire the splitting fan art bomb shot!

(Cannonballs all fire at once launching lots of Rob/Rae art into the the anti-shipper ship)

Rob/Rae shipper lord: Well we had so much fan art, we had to do something with it.

(Suddenly the anti-shipper ship is stuck by a big beam of green light, the Rob/Rae shippers look over to see its the Rob/Star shippers ship, firing laser beams like Starfire)

Rob/Rae shipper lord: Hey! You stole my kill!

Rob/Star Shipper lord: Did not! I saved your ass!

Rob/Rae Shipper lord: My ass didn’t need saving you turd!

Rob/Star Shipper lord: Go to hell!

Rob/Rae shipper lord: You first!

(While the two are arguing and Anti-shipepr vessel sneaks up behind and prepares to fire but is blown apart by a lauching of exploding batarangs and birdarangs. The two shipper lords look behind them and see the Batgirl/Nightwing shippers sailing past)

Nightwing/Batgirl shipper lord: I just saved both your asses! How does it feel?

Rob/Rae and Rob/Star shipper lord: Go to hell!

Back with the BB/Rae shippers in the whirlpool…

Dl: Masts are gonna collide boys! Brace yourselves!

(Masts smash against each other entangling the ships)

(Sora Looks over at ghost ship and sees people getting on ropes)

Sora: Borders! Everyone to your battle stations!

Dl: Finally some head to head action! HA HA HA! I’m gonna own these little bitches!

Osaka: He seems cheerful.

Sam: Yeah, he’s in his element now.

Jason: The pwn element.

CraZy: Best not to talk to him for awhile, at least until he finishes his rant. They’re long. Now excuse me. (Turns around and fires ice cream bazooka at an oncoming border sending him flying into the whirlpool) Damn, I’m good.

(Soni and Kassad shoot other potential borders as they try to swing on)

Soni: Die! Die all of you already!

Kassad: Its like they just keep coming! Come on people, I thought you losers were dead! Hell your fan boards are all but empty.

(Jason gets in combat with a BB/T fish person but after a few parrys he kicks him over the side.)

Jason: Feel the wrath of my foot troll! You can’t bring that weak stuff up in here, this is my house! (Punches BB/T fish guy coming up from behind and slicies him across the chest) Anyone else?

(Changeling throws rocks at people with her slingshot and hits them square on the head, she also uses her newly aquired water tribe club to smack a few of the borders in the head as well.)

Changeling: Thats Changeling style folks!

(Bun holds up Henry over her head)

Bun: Protect me Henry!

Henry: … (Chews on lettuce)

(BB/T Shipper runs up to Bun and tries to take her down but Henry jumps up and rips out his throat and jumps back into Bun’s arms)

Bun: Yay Henry!

(Dusky is loading her really big gun she got and fires at an oncoming border as he tries to get onto the mast she’s standing on)

Dusky: Hey! I didn’t fall flat on my back this time!

(BB/T shipper lands next to her and tries to take a swipe at her. But Dusky ducks and bonks him on the head with the butt of the gun causing him to fall into the water)

Dusky: Take that ya Cod fish!

BB/T shipper: (Thrasing in the water) I am a cod fish!

Dusky: I know! Thats why its funny!

Selene and Spazz battle it out against the BB/T shipeprs as they try to get past their sword play

Selene: We’re so screwed. (Stabs a guy through his clavical)

Spazz: Relax we got a few (Slices a guy across the face)

Selene: But they keep spewing out fish guts! (Forces on guy around and stabs him in the back) And that one had a sardine head!

Spazz: Hey, we could use some help here!

(Sora unties a cannon on the other end of the ship and rolls down into the pack of BB/T shippers trying to cut up Spazz and Selene)

Spazz: Thanks for the assist Sora!

Sora: Hey don’t mention it.

(Catty and AI are surrounded)

Catty: What do we do now?

AI: How the hell should I know… wait! I’ll scare them off with my pictures of Yaoi!

(AI shows Yaoi to BB/T shippers)

BB/T fish Shipper: HA HA! Fool, we’re immune to your amatuer gay porno!

AI: Hey! Its not amteurish… or Porno… or bad… you’re a jerk!

Catty: Why are you immune?

BB/T fish Shipper: Because we’re half fish! And since fish don’t have actual sex we’re completely sterile.

Catty: Wow… thats kinda sad.

BB/T fish shipper: Shut up!

(BB/T shippers pull out their swords)

AI: We got one last option Catty.

Catty: Play DDR?

AI: No, the secret weapon!

(AI pulls out Chibi-NejiTenTen Fan Art)

AI: Suffer the wrath of the high pitched Catrap squel of death suckers!

(Passes fan art to Catty who squeals like a banshee and causes the BB/T shippers heads to explode)

AI: That was cool.

(Catty lies dead on floor, but quickly returns to life)

Catty: Crazy fangirls to the rescue!

AI: Now we play DDR.

Catty: Okay.

(Dl is near the helm defending it while he pilots the ship.)

Dl: Terra was pure evil in the comics! (Stabs one gy in the chest and boots him off) They killed it several times in that damn show almost every episode! (Kicks guy in the nuts slices him across the face) The last episode was suppose to make it clear BB was moving on! (Punches Fish man in the nose and then stabs him through the heart before twisting around and blocking a swipe at him) Gar rejected Terra II when she showed up in the comics! (Knocks sword away from the bad guy slices him in the leg taking him out of the fight) Your ship offers no character development! (Dodges a guys attack and slices him across the back taking him out) You’re practically extinct! (Lunges swords back and stabs a charging bad guy in the gut) And your fanfiction sucks! (Enraged BB/T fish person rushes from the side, but Dl pulls his sword out of the guy and gives the fish person the boot sending him flying over the side) Thats called Pwn dueling y’all! And you’re outta your league when it comes to me!

Sparky: (Parry’s a sword attack and punches guy away) Where’d you learn the sword moves?

Dl: I’ve been watching Afro Samurai.

Sparky: Oh right.

(Sam throws a dagger at a BB/T shipper coming up behind Sparky)

Sam: Nice shot huh?

Sparky: Where’d you learn that?

Sam: I’ve been watching Naruto a lot.

Sparky: God I gotta pick up more anime soon. (Turns around and slices down a rushing bad guy)

(Meanwhile back in Barry Bone’s ship…)

LM: I think we can get out of here, just need some leverage.

(LM takes a broken wood beam and pries the gate right off its hinges)

LM: Well, I’m off. See ya dopplegangers!

(LM 2 and 3 watch as he leaves, while Wall LM eats his brain)

LM 2: So, what do we do now?

LM 3: Could always play scrabble.

LM 2: I hate that game.

LM 3: You hate every game.

Wall LM: (Looking around frantically) Nobody move! I dropped my brain!

(LM 2 and 3 look at each other rather confused)

Back with the BB/Rae shippers…

SA: (Punches another BB/T border in the face) Yeah thats right! Don’t mess with an amateur boxer!

Al: (Manages to hold off bad guys with a gun and a sword slashing in the air) Respect my authoritha bitches! (Blasts a BB/T shipper’s head off with the gun and slashes another one in the head) How many you got SA?

SA: I’m not keeping score.

Al: Me niether I just figured it was appropriate to ask that question. (Slashes at another bad guy)

SA: Hope we get some men on their ship soon. (Uppercuts another BB/T shipper)

DL is pinned against the wheel by an Eel headed BB/T shipper.

Eel head: BB/Rae sucks! Raven’s a gothic whore!

Dl: Oh yeah real original. (Pushes eel head off and slices the thing off) Let’s see you flame without a mouth! You’ve just been banned *****! (Boots panicing body off boat)

CraZy fires more rounds from her Ice Cream bazooka

CraZy: HA HA! Face the wrath of the future ruler of Pizza Hut fools! (Fires a round at a bunch of BB/T shippers) I’m on a roll today! (BB/T tries to grab her from behind, but she turns and lets off an ice cream round in his face taking him out) I told you! Don’t mess with the future ruler of pizza hut, you never listen.

Osaka stumbles through battle trying to avoid the clashing steel.

Osaka: Look at all the blood, its like someone sprayed tomato juice everywhere. (Sees a rope) Hey I wonder what happens if I pull this. (Pulls rop and suddenly is swung over to the other ship) AHHHHHH! HOW THE HECK DID THAT HAPPEN!

(Sparky and Sam battle back to back)

Sparky: We seriously need to get on the other ship and find LM. (Slices a bad guy across the stomach)

Sam: He’s probably going after the chest to take out Barry! (Slices one guy in the eye and kicks him to the ground)

Sparky: DL! We’re making our move to the other ship!

Dl: Little busy here! (Stabs one guy through the head, pulls it out and slashes across another guy’s head before slicing it down another another guy’s head) I’ll keep the ship going! Just find LM!

(Sparky and Sam fight their way to a rope and cross to the other ship, Sparky slashes an oncoming border as they cross)

LM is now up on deck and moving quietly through the crowd of BB/T shipper to the captain quarters, meanwhile Barry see a round coming for his ship and he ducks on the Anti-Commander strangeling him to death with hsi tentacles.

Barry: Ha Ha, the beard is more then a prop.

LM sneaks into the captain quarters and find two Anti-shippers guarding the chest.

Anti-Shipper 1: Hold it!

LM: Oh come on are we really going to go through this?

(Both point large cannons at him)

LM: Guys come on, do you really want to be on this ship right now?

Anti-Shipper 2: No, but the pay is good. We’re suppose to guard the chest.

LM: But think about it, if you didn’t have to guard the chest you wouldn’t be on the ship with all the scary fish people with swords and real bad additudes.

Anti-Shipper 1: He’s got a point, I don’t like the fish people that much.

Anti-Shipper 2: So what are we just suppose to abandon the chest?

Anti-Shipper 1: Well if we stay here on this grubby boat we’ll be with the chest but we’re still screwed, think about it. The chest is all thats keeping us here.

Anti-Shipper 2: And the fish people.

Anti-Shipper 1: Lousy fish people.

Anti-Shipper 2: And if there were no fish people… we wouldn’t have to guard the chest.

Anti-Shipper 1: And if we didn’t have to guard the chest we could leave. Also it stand to reason that if the chest were gone we could leave.

(Both look at the pedastal the chest is on and see that it is gone… and so is LM.

Anti-Shipper 2: Well that solves our problem then.

Anti-Shipper 1: Lets get out of here.

(Both run off)

LM is leaving the cabin when he’s stopped by Osaka

Osaka: Lizard-Chan!

LM: Osaka! What are you doing here?

Osaka: I pulled this rope and I found myself swinging here when the ship took a big turn. What’s going on?

LM: Nothing, just a shipping war.

Osaka: What’s that?

LM: I’ll explain later, right now we need to get out of here.

(Both turn and see Barry Bones descending the staircase, he notices them)

Barry: Lizard-Man!

LM: Hello… bye!

(Grabs Osaka and they rush through the ship and crowd of angry BB/T shippers firing cannon and fighting Sam and Sparky who have just boarded.)

Osaka: Whose the Octopus guy?

LM: Doesn’t matter, Osaka take this gun and if you see a fish guy shoot it.

Osaka: Is this a game?

LM: Yes, yes it is. Now I need a weapon to fight Barry with.

(BB/T fish guy plops in front of LM and drops a sword)

LM: Long sword, that will work. (Picks up swords) Franklin get out you saber!

Franklin: (Suddenly has a pirates cap and a sword in his hand)

LM: Okay, now for Barry. Where is he?

(Barry comes up behind LM and tries to slice his head off, But LM ducks and rolls away from him)

LM: Oh there you are.

Barry: You were fool come here Lizard-Man.

LM: Yeah, but at least I got this!

(LM holds up chest in one of his hands, causing Barry to grow angry and come at him at full force. LM dodges and runs off, Barry following)

LM: Osaka run!

Osaka: Wait! Lizard-Chan! I don’t know how to use a gun!

LM: Just point the long part towards the bad guy and squeeze!

Osaka: I don’t get it! (Bad guy comes up behind Osaka, she is unphased by his big stature and just looks at him cluelessly) Oh hello.

BB/T Fish guy: Prepare to die!

Osaka: Wait a sec! (Tries squeezing gun) Nope not working.

BB/T fish guy: What are you doing?

Osaka: I’m suppose to make this thing shoot.

BB/T fish guy: Try the trigger.

Osaka: Oh. (Pulls trigger and kills fish guy) Hey it worked thanks.

BB/T fish guy: Don’t mention it. (Gives thumbs up and dies)

Osaka: I think I’ll play another game, this one’s violent. (Throws gun away and bonks another fish guy on the head)

LM races to a mast line, ironically Franklin’s stuffed limb help defend against fish people train to stab or slash LM’s backside. LM cuts the mast line and flies up into the misen mast leaving Barry behind

LM: Ha! Lost him.

(Barry phases out of the misen mast)

LM: AHH!

Barry: You can’t escape me Lizard-Man, this is my ship!

(LM pulls out sword)

LM: Not for long it is, not when I destroy whats in this chest!

Barry: What’s a chest without the key? (Holds up key in tentacle beard)

LM: Dude, you actually brought it up here? Isn’t that risky?

Barry: I’m the story’s villian its what I do.

LM: Fine then, but I warn you I’m a master swordsmen in Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

Barry: Like that will save you now! (Charges)

LM and Barry clash swords high above the ship. Both block each other’s swings at one another as they balance above the perilous water below. They suddenly lock swords.

Barry: You really think you can defeat me BB/Rae shipper?

LM: Yeah, pretty much. Now if you were a ship that was actually still ALIVE I’d be afraid.

Barry breaks sword contact and the two begin dodging and blocking again. Barry kicks LM away and tries to slice his head off but LM ducks and elbows him in the chest pushing the Undead captain back. LM then swings a few blade slashes here and there. The two lock swords again.

Barry: You can’t beat me Lizard-Man! And with all the Anti-Shipper commander dead theres nothing anyone can do from stopping me and my crew from killing you, your shipper friends and the Anti-Shipper armada! The BB/T ship will rise again!

LM: Rise on what? Poorly plotted fanfics and boring undeveloping relationships?

Barry: Don’t you ever shut up?

LM: No and you should respect my addiction.

LM parries Barry’s sword away and punches Barry in the face sending him backwards. LM then delivers a slash straight to his octopus face cutting off a tentacle or two sending the key careening down to the deck of the ship.

LM: Crud, I didn’t want to do that!

Barry takes a slice at LM, but he ducks down on the mast hoping to get away and to the key. However Barry grabs the chest in mid fall and tries to pull LM back up.

Barry: Let go!

LM: Why? So I can fall and die?

Barry: Pretty much yes!

(Barry shakes LM free and takes the chest for himself. LM grabs onto a rope and swings around the mast. Barry gloats over his victory but suddenly the chest is shot out of his hand as LM spins around into range and fires off his pistol. It sends the chest down to the deck with the key.)

LM: Somebody better catch that thing.

Sparky is on deck fighting a few BB/T shippers when the chest lands in front of him.

Sparky: Well thats a spot of luck. (Picks up chest and begins running with it)

A fish person spots Sparky.

Fish person: BB/Rae shipper! (Tries to axe sparky)

(Sparky blocks with the chest and smacks him with it)

Sparky: Close one.

(Meanwhile back on the BB/Rae ship, Cat is being loaded into a cannon.)

Catty: You sure this is safe?

(SA and Al look at each other)

SA & Al: No.

(Cannon fires and Catty is launched)

Catty: Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!

(Sparky gets blocked by a bunch of BB/T shippers, but they get knocked away by Cat smashing into them.)

Sparky: Thank you catrap.

Catty: (On deck smoldering) No problem!

LM is still swinging from the ropes when two BB/T shippers try and slam into him from different sides. LM slides down the rope and the two crash into each other. LM then lands on deck.

LM: Where the hell is the chest!

(Sparky sees LM)

Sparky: Lizard! (LM looks over) Catch!

Sparky throws the chest to LM and he catches it!

LM: I need the key! Look for a wringling tantacle thingy!

Sparky: Okay!

(Osaka comes up behind LM)

Osaka: When you say a wringling tentacle thing do you mean this? (Holds up tentacle with key in its grasp)

LM: Osaka you found it!

Osaka: What do I win?

LM: The satisfaction of being the one who found the thing thats gonna save our lives.

(Osaka is not moved by that, LM sighs)

LM: And a melon roll (Gives Osaka a melon roll which she chews happily)

Osaka: Thank you Lizard-Chan.

(Barry starts approaching LM through drenched deck)

Barry: You cannot escape my ship Lizard-Man!

LM: Cheese it Osaka! Cheese it for your life!

(Both Osaka and LM run away, but Barry just follows LM. Who tires to block Barry’s sword put his saber breaks in two when the sword comes down on it)

LM: Hey I liked that sword.

(LM dodges another slice and runs over to a spin wheel in the middle of the deck which Barry just passes through)

LM: Oh come on! Just friggin leave me alone!

(Sammy charges up behind Barry and pushes him across the deck. Sparky then tries to stab Barry through the back, but Barry is unmoved by his sudden stabbing even as it goes through his torso)

Barry: Ha! Didn’t you hear? I’m a heartless old jackass militant! (Punches Sparky to the ground Sammy runs to his aide and helps him up) Tell me Sparky, do you fear death?

LM: Do you?

(Barry turns around and sees LM holding the comic scan of BB and Terra’s first kiss in the air with a scan of Terra saying she hates Beast Boy in the other wrapped around his broken saber)

Barry: Nice try BB/Rae shipper, but you haven’t won yet! (Barry reaches into his pocket and throws a dagger at LM it hits him in the hand and causes the sword to fly out and away.) WA HA HA! (Barry returns to Sammy and Sparky)

LM: Wheres the other scan? Wheres the other scan!?!

(Osaka picks up the broken saber with the wrapped around scan)

Osaka: What’s this? (Munches more on her melon roll) Mmm, this is a really yummy melon roll.

LM: Osaka! Quick pass me the broken sword!

Osaka: Yes Lizard-Chan! (Chucks sword at LM)

Barry slices his sword and brings it down on Sparky’s head, but Sammy blocks it and keeps Barry at bay.

Barry: You’re finished! Surrender and you may live.

Sam: Never!

(LM sees the sword flying in mid air and gets the scan ready to be stabbed by it, but he trips and the scan flys out of his hand and lands a few feet away.)

Barry prepares to finish off Sammy by knocking the sword out of her hand.

Barry: It ends now!

Suddenly the saber is grabbed by a flying green hand and comes sharply down on the comic scan from the chest. Barry clutches his heart.

Barry: Bummer. (Keels over side of ship and dies)

Sparky: But how?

(Everyone looks over to the scan and sees Franklin holding the saber that has stabbed into the picture itself)

LM: Franklin! You saved us all!

Franklin: (Says nothing)

Osaka: Yay Franklin-San!

Sammy: Uh… guys. (Points behind them at former BB/T shippers)

Fish Zombies: Must have ship, must have ship, must have ship.

LM: Oh poop.

Sparky: What do we do now?

LM reaches into his pocket and looks at several scans and screen shots of ships.

LM: Oh… screw it all! (Throws scans at zombie shippers) Here take them! Fight amongst yourselves!

(Zombie shippers begin fighting over scans, while LM, Sammy, Osaka and Sparky all clamour to the nearest rope to get back to their ship. Catty follows close by on another rope.)

Dl: She’s going down! We have to break away from it!

CraZy: On it! (Points a cannon upwards and fires at the stuck masts, both masts break apart and the BB/Rae ship is free)

LM, Osaka, Cat, Sparky and Sam all get back aboard their ship safely and Dl gets them out of the whirlpool which shallows the ghost ship up and then disapates.

Catty: My head hurts, never shoot me out a cannon again.

Al: Is it over?

SA: No, theres still that big ass Anti-Shipper command ship coming at us.

(Admiral Anti’s ship closes in on the BB/Rae shippers)

Admiral Anti: Time to end this battle once and for all.

Jason: What now?

LM: Dl, try and bring us alongside but slowly.

Dl: Okay!

(Ships begin to close in on one another.)

Admiral Anti: Ha! The fools, they’ll be blasted to ribbons.

(Suddenly the Ghost Ship reappears)

Admiral Anti: Ah good, now we can finish this.

The ghost ship looks like its going for the BB/Rae shippers, but it suddenly turns and heads for the Antis.

Admiral Anti: Huh?

Crew on board New ship that is NOT filled with fish peoiple anymore: Glory to the Multi-shippers!

Sora: Multi-Shippers?

LM: Heh, heh, guess they couldn’t decide on one ship to pick… oh well.

Admiral Anti: Well I’m f–ked.

BB/Rae shippers and Multi-Shippers pull up alongside each other with the Anti-Shipper’s command boat in between them.

LM: FIRE!

Dl: FIRE!

CraZy: FIRE!

Jason: FIRE!

Sam: FIRE!

Sparky: FIRE!!!!!

Multi-Shippers: FIIIIRRRREEE!!!!!

(Cannons blast the Anti-Shipper command boat apart piece by piece)

Admiral Anti: Well, I had a good run. (Blows up)

The command ship sinks and the armada quickly turns tail and runs!

Dusky: They’ll turning round! We won!

Shippers on every war galleon, snoop and vessel all cheer for joy as they see their enemies flee, the shipper lords have won!

Dl :Why didn’t you make the BB/T’s BB/Rae shippers?

LM: Because it wouldn’t have been right. The point of shipping isn’t to make someone ship what you want, its to have people ship what they want. I gave them a choice instead of making them follow something I wanted them too. Now they’re free to ship whatever they want and disscuss it openly amongst themselves.

Dl: You couldn’t pick a ship could you?

LM: That too, but let’s stick with the first story.

(CraZy comes up behind LM and Dl and gives them crushing hugs)

CraZy: We won! Who wants cookies!

(Osaka joins in hug)

Osaka: ME!

Dl: Losing… oxygen!

LM: Can’t breathe!

Later on at port.

Sparky: Well mission accomplished guys, the shipper seas are safe once again for people to disscuss pairings.

Dl: And I pwned several noobs, so its been an epic win of a day.

Selene: What do we do now?

SA: Watch BB/Rae fan vids on youtube?

Everyone murmles all at once: Okay, sure, that sounds cool, lets go.

Dl looks behind them to see LM walking off.

Dl: Hey aren’t you gonna stick around for the celebration.

LM: Sorry, I have to get back to more Shipper lore research and possibly think up new ideas for the sequel.

Dl: Well okay dude, see ya later.

(LM walks into his little dingy and sits Franklin down beside him while he stirs up a Strawberry milkshake)

LM: Well old friend, mission accomplished, lets go home. Osaka! Read the sail!

Osaka: Aie aie Lizard-Chan!

(Sail drops down and LM begins to row them in the direction of the wind)

LM: Yo ho, yo ho, a shipper’s life for me,
We pair, we write, we draw our favourite couples,
Drink up me ‘earties yo ho,
We make lots of video to post on youtube,
Drink up me ‘earties yo ho,
We’re internet junkies, nerds and fan boy/girl freaks,
Drink up me earties yo ho,
Canon or not we ship all the same,
Drink up me earties yo ho,
Yo ho, Yo ho, a Shipper’s Life for me!

THE END

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